you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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