: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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