Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
