ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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