Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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