thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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