Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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