Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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