this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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