Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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