I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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