I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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