can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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