my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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