i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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