He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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