He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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