all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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