i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
this will be a night to untag.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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