How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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