"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Im part way to drunk.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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