it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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