whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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