Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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