I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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