with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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