He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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