i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I love you.
Bad choice
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