adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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