I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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