dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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