David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He did a backflip because drugs
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