she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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