Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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