Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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