I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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