God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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