Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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