like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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