in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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