I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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