She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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