I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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