he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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