So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
So squirting runs in the family.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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