carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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