Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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