But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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