Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
