I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
