Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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